The best holiday I've ever had was ...
This past summer on a camping adventure with my extended family. It was like being a child again, swimming before breakfast, solar showers and toasting marshmallows around a campfire - heaven.
And the worst was ...
When six of us hired a yacht in the Greek Isles but didn't want to moor at busy ports. Our Greek captain started ranting and raving. We "abandoned ship" by kayak, rowboat or swimming, and I swam back to the boat and started peace talks ...
With endless time and money I'm off to ...