At a time when many tourists are worrying about crime statistics when planning a European city break, they can be assured the London sense of humour is still criminally on point.
After the New York Times' London reporter petitioned the internet for their gritty tales of inner city crime – she hadn't been expecting these.
"Have you experienced a petty crime in London? Click to tell us your story," read the post from the New York Times' Twitter account.
But poorly made cups of tea and stories of Underground etiquette faux-pas were not what the paper was after when tweeting a call for experiences of minor crimes and misdemeanors.