It wasn't until I put my suitcase on the front veranda - whew, home, at last - that I realised I had made one of the most awful mistakes you can make when flying. Apart from missing your flight, what could be more ghastly and inconvenient - to all concerned - than arriving home with ... the wrong suitcase?
Yet, after years of carefully checking my battered old black case, festooned with ribbons and labels to mark it out from all the other boring black bags twirling around the carousel, I had done just that. But it wasn't with my old faithful black bag. This was a nearly brand-new bright orange suitcase, of such a lurid hue I assumed no one else would have one - same colour, size and brand - from the very same flight. How wrong, how thick could I be?
There was no excuse for my failure to check the labels when I swung the bag on to my trolley in Auckland Airport's baggage area and signed the form saying I had packed it. True, it was at the arse-end of a 14-hour flight from Dubai to Melbourne (delayed by three hours), then on to Auckland. True, I had had virtually no sleep overnight during the long haul because of the plight of a seriously ill elderly woman in a neighbouring seat.
But there it was: I was finally home, practically brain-dead, with swollen ankles and an orange suitcase I was about to haul inside when I noticed it had a slightly different lock.