Have you ever suffered from the globetrots: traveller's diarrhoea on a round-the-world trip? Or watched a filibluster: a pointless delay caused by creating a scene in the airport security line to prove some point about personal privacy rights that no one else in the queue cares about? And most of us have met a crankophone: someone who tries to make themselves understood in a foreign country simply by speaking even more loudly in their own tongue.
These are among 30 new words coined by Lonely Planet author Andy Murdock to cover those special travel experiences that the existing vocabulary doesn't quite cover.
Some others include:
Carbungle: embarrassment caused by trying and failing to start, find reverse, or otherwise operate an unfamiliar car in a foreign country and having to ask someone for help.
Comeuppants: when an obnoxious person loses their luggage and has no change of clothes.