If you're moving back from Australia to New Zealand - going against the tide - you're better off not being a dog.
The agencies at Auckland Airport have made a huge effort to cut processing time for human passengers (they're hoping to get it down to an average of 25 minutes by June next year). And for people coming from Australia it should be even quicker, thanks to electronic passports, SmartGate and plans for more efficient biosecurity processing.
But the Lean Six Sigma process which is achieving that improvement seems to have bypassed pet passengers.
I discovered this when my wife and I had to go to the airport early one morning to collect our younger daughter and youngest grandchild as the first echelon of a family return to the Land of the Long White Cloud. The flight from Perth arrived 20 minutes early and the baggage handling and processing must have gone well because our two passengers emerged only a few minutes after we reached the arrivals area.
But then we had to collect the second echelon, the two family dogs which had arrived on the same flight (both, like the humans, originally from New Zealand), and that was a different story.