Ian D. Robinson dresses in traditional clothes to watch equally traditional Japanese theatre.
I've been practising my samurai swagger all week.
I've been told I'll be wearing yukata, the traditional Japanese light summer kimono, to see a performance of kabuki, the equally traditional Japanese theatre. However, once dressed, the length of the tight-fitting garment restricts my steps to more of a geisha-like shuffle as we head off to the station for the train to Osaka.
The origins of kabuki go back some 400 years and it is seen as the first incarnation of Japanese pop culture. The first performers were all women, a complete reversal from today's all-male troupes.
And what women they were. Many of the early performers were attractive misfits and outcasts who were also available for prostitution after the shows. The short plays, dances, songs and skits they performed were usually based on humorous aspects of daily life and in particular those between illicit lovers and ladies of the night. Storylines were saucy, sexy and loaded with erotic innuendo.