Rome has introduced a spate of new rules as a part of an Italian-wide measure to manage tourist strains on cities and curb anti-social behaviour in general, reports Lonely Planet.
The new rules include penalties for those who jump into water fountains.
Keen to free the nipple? Not so fast. Men are no longer permitted to walk around Rome bare-chested, while the popular tourist tradition of attaching "love padlocks" will incur a fine.
In a logical move, dragging wheeled suitcases or prams down historic steps has been banned.
Messy eating around historic monuments is also forbidden (yes, it may be tough to enforce).