Ayla Woodruff, influencer and Youtuber, having a dandy old time. Photo / Instagram
While we shiver through cold mornings punctuated constantly by rain, not everyone is feeling the winter blues.
For the Rich Kids of Instagram July is for soaking up the sun on luxurious holidays across the globe and sharing their lavish lives on social media.
One such rich kid, Johanna Olsson, is possibly in Ibiza. She sealed her social media infamy when she went viral for getting busted Photoshopping herself into Paris.
She clearly doesn't care, as the hilariously poor effort is still up.
"Professional poker player" Prince Jackson's Instagram profile links only to a website that reads like a Russian Internet scam…"How I Made 7 Figure in the past 3 months.. Using just my laptop and my phone" but he's having a good summer from what Instagram can tell.
This guy @followthenap is a self described do-nothing, who "used to be a copywriter" and now would like you to believe his Instagram account and freelance work ensures he can travel to 5+ star hotels like it's no big deal.
A quote from a recent profile on him, without a hint of irony; "I think both the luxury sector and influencer marketing are becoming insanely oversaturated.
"I mean, how many blonde, tanned girls in floaty summer dresses looking out at the ocean with a caption like 'Live. Laugh. Love.' can you have? I would hope, somewhat selfishly, that originality will become more of a commodity in both luxury and social media."
Yeah, lazy boy.. You're the true artiste in all this.
Not much is known about Alena Esipova other than the details of her love for selfies, Nutella and the fact she was definitely born with a silver spoon in her pout.
She is holidaying in the Maldives, darling.
Esmeralda is having a grand old time in Paris.
Isabel is having a peachy time in Bologna.
Let's think about the above for a moment. Imagine watching this go down in an orchard. IMAGINE.
At 37 years old, Dan Bilzerian is not a kid. But his playboy lifestyle (and the fact that his father is a famous corporate takeover specialist) makes him a kid for life.
Apparently all his friends are female models.
In other news, controversial YouTubers Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau aren't on holiday but they did get "engaged" on Mongeau's 21st birthday at a Las Vegas nightclub - but some fans aren't convinced that their engagement is the real deal, despite copious social media "evidence".
If that name rings a bell, it should, but we're dealing with Logan Paul's little brother, who apparently is also popular.
Jake's older brother (yes, the one who did the suicide forest video) questioned if their union was legitimate on his podcast, going on to argue that Tana is using Jake for his money. Bit rude. Bit suspect. Bit fake.
But maybe Logan is just upset his actress ex has moved on - with a human man and ALSO with this rosemary(?).
Mongeau let it slip in their lengthy explainer video titled "To the PEOPLE who think we aren't ACTUALLY engaged..." that the Mercedes Benz G-Wagon car Paul allegedly bought her as a gift was a stunt, but assured fans the engagement is not a stunt.
I personally hope to forget all their names very soon, how about you?
When there's nothing as far as the eye can see, you may appreciate the company.