It doesn't make Australia seem like a particularly appealing place to visit - except for the fact they clearly have a bloody good sense of humour.
A new "honest advert" that offers some brutal truths about Australia to overseas visitors has already clocked close to 20,000 views on YouTube since it was uploaded on Saturday.
Check out the video for yourself. Warning: a bit of bad language ahead.
At just over one minute long, the satirical video by the team from The Juice Media packs in plenty of slings at the Australian government and its environment and immigration policies.