Elisabeth Easther talks to Liz Lyons, of Aucky Walky guided tours.
I'm a fourth-generation Aucklander. I grew up in Mt Albert with teachers for parents, and they were both avid travellers. Summers were spent at the family bach at Onetangi on Waiheke and from Mt Albert, it took five hours to get there, door to door.
We'd catch a bus into town, then take the slow, slow ferry with all our food. I remember being 7 or 8 and carrying a huge backpack loaded with baked beans and tomato sauce. In winter we'd go on road trips. Mum and Dad just loved putting us in a car and driving for six hours a day, mainly in the North Island. I do remember one horrendous journey to Coober Pedy in Outback Australia. My parents had a fascination with underground houses, and they wanted to take us to mass in an underground church.
We caught an overnight coach from Adelaide and hit a kangaroo. I remember the coach rolling and feeling like we were going to die. Escaping the bus, we sat in the middle of the desert and waited ages for help. The kangaroos were dim shapes in the dark, there would've been snakes and it was freezing. So even if you promise me free opals, I'm never going back.
My parents were frugal travellers and in the 1970s we sailed from Australia to Auckland on a Russian cruise ship. The crew were tearful, just miserable and below decks stunk of sewage. I nearly drowned when they started draining the pool while I was still in it and I couldn't reach up to the ladder. Eventually someone reached down and pulled me out, coughing up water.