A desperate note passed to a flight attendant certainly proves that modern air travel can be a little too close for comfort.
Recently, a passenger's flatulence became so overwhelming that another flyer resorted to asking a flight attendant to intervene, by way of a handwritten note on a napkin.
Reddit user Garwee20 posted an image of the note online and wrote, "My flight attendant mom got this napkin from an upset passenger".
"I don't know if you can make an announcement," it read, "but if you can you should say that whoever is farting in the area of rows 10 to 12 should definitely see a doctor because they might have a** cancer."