The suggestion of walking around on a giant ice block sounded like an excellent idea until the moment I stood looking up at the terminal face of the Franz Josef Glacier.
Having been constantly advancing and retreating since the last Ice Age, the glacier wasn't looking as stable as I had presumed.
In fact, the only time I heard our light-hearted guide, Adam, become serious and stern-faced was when he said: "Don't stop on the way up." The "way up" was a set of carved out steps over sleet, ice and rubble — pushed out by the glacier to its exposed front. Peering into the deep holes and cracks that appeared next to the path I could see why he advised against standing still too long.
The valley floors leading up to the Franz Josef and Fox Glaciers are worth a trip out west alone. Dotted with waterfalls and crystal blue ponds, the scenery would be spectacular — if you weren't distracted by the giant chunk of ice dominating the landscape.
The Franz Josef Glacier is a rare phenomenon, even amongst its own kind. Along with Fox Glacier, the area is designated as a World Heritage Site and — contrary to popular belief — it is actually retracting at the moment. It can shift up to 7m a day.