KEY POINTS:
The text message didn't make any sense, but nor did it sound like a joke: "Are you guys safe? Chaos in Turkey."
Osmancik - a small village just north of Ankara and very close to the middle of nowhere - at that moment seemed to us like the least chaotic place on the planet. Tumbleweed would have been an occasion.
"Really? Not where we are. What's going on?" Marta replied.
"Glad to hear. Terrorist attack in Istanbul. 140 Casualties."