It's different, it's fun and it's only three hours away, Peter Malcouronne looks at island festivities.
It's meant to be the best day of the year (bar your birthday), but an Aotearoa Christmas usually means underwhelming weather, drunk uncles, grasping loot-laden brats and Snoopy and the bloody Red Baron. It doesn't have to be like this. Just three hours north, you can have the best Christmas since the Lego era. Here are eight reasons to head for Fiji:
1 - A White Island Christmas: He arrives by boat. Ponies stand in for reindeer. A splendidly decorated golf-buggy is his sleigh. Trailed by 100 kids, Father Christmas pootles around the Hilton-managed Fiji Beach Resort & Spa, doling out presents - bickies, toys, perhaps even a Transformer - to well-behaved small people. And though Fiji averages 31C in December, the Hiltonians have gone for a white island theme this year. So picture Doric columns and island cabanas sheathed in white - and now imagine you're lounging on a beanbag as Christmas lunch is served. Not bad. (Incidentally, Grinches can adjourn to one of the resort's four adult-only pools. No bombs allowed).
2 - Feast like a Medieval Despot: The Intercontinental is feted for its Christmas feasts of intergalactic proportions. The Navo restaurant has a special degustation menu on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and Boxing Day, though SaNasana's buffet banquets are legendary. Post-feast, it's recommended you waddle to the neighbouring Vijiay Singh-designed golf course where you can whip round in 70. Or so.
3 - Rub 'n' Rug: Fiji has more spas - and more gifted rugby players - per capita then anywhere else on the planet. Make the most of this. Spas give you the option of "silence" or "light conversation" with your masseuse, so opt for the latter, and then say the magic words "Sitiveni Sivivatu". If there is a heaven, it'll resemble the Fiji Beach Resort & Spa where your correspondent was more chillaxed than any man in a paper-tissue G-string has a right to be. I endured a "de-aging" saltmousse scrub, then an hour-long frangipani and coconut cream massage. And I can report that my masseuse, Meme, has sorted out the Blues' midfield for 2013.