The bald, short hotel receptionist in Buenos Aires was having a bad day, or if he wasn't he was certainly determined to make sure all his guests did.
"You'll have to wait," he barked at me. As my only sin at this point was simply to be standing some distance along the desk from where he was dealing with two other guests I felt slightly aggrieved. When he did finally deign to process my booking it was no better. "Sign here," he ordered, with a heavy sigh. They were the only words he spoke to me during the check-in process. "Can I have a street map please?" I asked. He gestured impatiently at a rack down the other end of the desk.
When I ventured downstairs an hour later to get an internet code he barked at me to see the bellboy, hadn't I listened earlier? My usual relatively high tolerance level snapped. "Are you rude to all your guests or is there something particular about me that's annoying you? Being a women, a tourist, being a New Zealander and having a better rugby team?" The lobby instantly hushed. He looked surprised, I was vaguely amazed - usually anything even resembling a witty rejoinder only occurs to me an hour after such confrontations.
We ignored each other for the rest of my stay. But I vowed not to let him colour my first impressions of Argentina's capital, walked out the door of the hotel in Recoleta and almost immediately stood in a pile of dog turds of prodigious proportions. I hope the receptionist was not looking.
Cleaned up and now heading vaguely in the direction of Recoleta's famous cemetery, I began to realise that standing in dog pooh is something of an occupational hazard for pedestrians here. Recoleta is one of the most expensive neighbourhoods in the city and dogs seem to be just as an essential accessory as the uniformed concierges, marble-floored lobbies and the chandeliers.