Diplomats tell us what Kiwis need to know about their homelands.
The thing you probably know about my country is: We make Port wine ...
But the thing you really should know is: We don't drink it that much; it is mainly exported. What we do enjoy a lot is a selection of some of the finest red wines in Europe and the very surprising green wine, a delightful white also known as Portuguese summer wine.
Over there, we think Kiwis are: Half of them are rugby players who poke their tongues out during an impressive war dance and the other half are hobbits who roam the best scenery in the world.
On a short visit, you should: See Lisbon by night and listen to a live Fado performance.