Well that's an wkwardly placed advert.

"Are people insane? Every day there's a queue from one end of Farro to the other, waiting for the midday delivery of Lewis Road Creamery chocolate milk, and apparently some people have been selling bottles of the stuff on Trade Me for upwards of $20.

“Agent has worked out how to make a square table turn to a rectangle in this real estate listing,” says a reader.

Slugs posing as mice, sweet doggie love and sayings better not to live by.

Spotted at Mitre 10 Mega, Henderson, some buckets that just can't wait.

Well it's the thought that counts, isn't it?

Lookalikes - Harry Styles from boyband One Direction and Rizzo from Grease.

Andy saw this billboard and comments, "Er ... a ram is a male sheep. That's a goat!"

A Texas-based dental equipment company has put out a calendar featuring dental mannequins in various scenarios, including a family frolicking in a winter wonderland.

Synchronised on scaffolding. Spotted at the top of Nelson St.

"Saw this today at Spotlight - the perfect Christmas gift for the Leon in your life!" writes Jocelyn.

Cheep az rent with a bare twist, junk mail, misinterpreted mokos and amusing apologies.

Canadian chain Boston Pizza held a contest inviting customers to vote on an outrageous pizza innovation it could introduce. One of the ideas was this pizza cake.

Just in case a phone camera situation turns dangerous?

"This pulled up beside me at the lights on Te Rakau Drive, Pakuranga, Auckland," writes a reader. "Filthiest car I've ever seen."

Driveway rubbish, wheelie bin freeloaders and drivers with "high alertness and superior hand-to-eye co-ordination".

Toilet Humour Flouts Law.

No wind? No problem. "The Scottish flag was flying high in Glenfield, but there was no wind so look what they had to do to get it flying," says Nicki.

At first glance this looks like your typical police tussle.

Maybe this is the best way to vote? Spotted in John St, Ponsonby.

An unusual birthday card, very small small print, Boris the robot and munching out marathon runners.

Grumpy cats, cheeky open home registers, an RSA catastrophy and antique gun collectors in today's Sideswipe.

"I ordered a virgin Mojito," writes Allison. "The barman looked confused. I proceeded to explain the contents. My last item was loads of mint. What a surprise to find a different mint in the bottom of my glass."

A colloquial English lesson on the grounds of a Henderson school.

The bronze sculpture of a rooster balancing on the back of a chair has been plucked from the square in the Albany Village.

On the window of the University of Otago's sociology/gender studies department.

Truck drivers pleased to see a dedicated cycle path open in Auckland (via @Rblundell on Twitter).