"I recall the time I discovered slimy slug trails every morning in our hallway," writes Janice.

'Unidentified Guest' identity revealed. Also: reefer madness, toilet loudness, St Patrick's Day samaritans, and the wild world of teenage bedrooms.

Would you like bondage with that? Also: the things you find in teenagers' bedrooms, rebranding fish, and an unconscionably cruel (/ funny) Lotto prank.

An international sportswear retailer who "lovingly liberates haters", tree undies, a doggy pee row in Browns Bay and a poorly designed experiment.

With the cyclone pending, a reader tried to sign up for the Civil Defence phone app ...

The artist is present... he's just hiding, motorway mayhem means more me-time, pee-repellent paint, and help needed finding an incredibly tricked out helmet.

A vision of dog appears in a hut door, new glasses to go with your tinfoil hat, the 59-year-old (email) virgin, and the man who mailed himself.

Inorganics for the rich, a selfie sinks tourist vandals and a tweet goes down badly.

Fun police at it again, joggling (not a typo), a stomach-turning 'spice' and Charlie Sheen legless in an op shop...

"Four of us had dinner out west last Thursday night and ordered two pizzas to share," writes Denise. "We found a dead cooked fly on one of them.

New meaning to the phrase 'wherever I lay my hat...', smug South Islanders, and a schoolboy who Dared to Zlatan is told to get a haircut.

Rita noticed the friendly banter going on between these two kea in front of the Sir Edmund Hillary Alpine Centre at Mt Cook.

This certainly is a handsome table and chairs, but can it live up to the Trade Me listing description?

Confusing road signage, infuriating neighbors, student comebacks and a cheeky slice of ciabatta.

Tight pants force a MP's hasty exit, rudeness to a stranger backfires in London, and Australia's new Minister for Men.

What are the weirdest things flight attendants have seen in their line of duty? I'll pad this tale out.

Nothing fishy about how this fishmonger feels.

Some beanbags think they're just so much better than the rest.

A Valentine's Day card for those in long-term relationships.

"Who do we need to be wary of?" a reader asks. "The man, the cat or both?"

Possum patrol. Snapped by John Lee while driving around the back roads of Mangawhai.

"Council spends millions on redevelopment of Glover Park in St Heliers," writes Andrew.

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong hauled over the carpet again.

Sandbags galore: "Driving on SH16, the Northwestern Motorway, I was wondering if there is a king tide or a tsunami coming that we haven't been informed about?

Could be misinterpreted. A cafe in Uxbridge, west London.

"Before Christmas I signed up for a new rental (wired up for fibre to the door and internally)," writes Paula from Hamilton.

A 6-year-olds opinion on trees, a parking lesson with a warm and happy feeling and the hot baby name list for 2015.