Teenage dirtbags are everywhere and a website we will be able to dominate- Google Sheep View...

Graeme just wanted a bit of the History Channel but need up being rickrolled and motorbike rider puts the boot in.

What does a dose of uranium really do? And comfortable high heels designed by engineers...

A dark and stormy night for this TradeMe treasure and home alone.

School report card tells it like it is and our video will have you in tears.

Busher told to move along and why are fabrics on bus seats so garish?

What really ruined Kathleen's washing line? Why add stuff that stains to kids medicine?

Selling your identity with a tick and the lady-trend towards armpit hair and nana pants...

Not so healthy seaweed, two sections but four houses and a misrepresented fruit bun.

A romantic plaque at found above the high tide mark at Narrow Neck Beach...

Grim Yelp reviews and what's that in Gerry Brownlee's office?

LinkedIn profiles read out loud are hilarious...

Who is stealing the "ornamental veg" from the flower beds in Albert Park? Hungry people.

A sarcastic letter to local council requesting an ordinance against flatulent stench, the view up Queen street from 1961 and today, and depressing fridge magnet poem.

Sign in a Dubai Metro station.

The weirdest thing to submit a form for, a meaty court order, a mother's raw and a knight to forget.

The cost of quality living, how to act if you suddenly find yourself invited to the Oscars, and a PC user gone mad.

Flatmates who share a bedroom for 30 years are just friends.

Is the PM a DJ? Technicoloured memories and a lost head in St Heliers.

Ron Mark's sweary slip-up in Parliament this week was unflattering, but what was considered "unparliamentary language" has changed over time.

What are the most remarkable passages you have ever read? Here are some, as shared on Reddit, that'll make you want to read again ...

Sign writing flub, sponge cake, chicken cutlets and a chopper minus owner.

A sign at our soccer club reminding parents about reality.

A surreal hearse malfunction story, a costly study into something we already know, and a funny side to the onset of hearing impairment.

A kidnapped bear, an Austin Powers-esque dinner faux pas, and the most interesting fact about nostrils you'll read all day.

Cosmopolitan did their own photo shoot parodying the classic bodice ripper covers, by recreating them with regular folk.

When in town, even the royal bachelors like to check out the local dating scene.