The simplest thing can transform someone into looking like a greedy child.

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Perfect timing. Spotted in Titirangi by Zoe.

Let's export this to Britain! They love a good cuppa over there.

Red like a rose, white like snow or sparkling like an Elvis Presley suit.

Ohakune really is carrot country!

Send some cash to really seal the deal.

Jacinda and Bill, immortalised in fabric and made by Cambridge craft entrepreneurs.

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"I've spotted the house of a Jacindamaniac in Christchurch," says Peter.

"Cloud obscuring The Remarkables - and our political future?"

Is this an open sandwich or Donald Trump playing golf?

You open a takeaway shop but you're also self-deprecating.

"I never noticed how twisted these books were as a kid," says RespectMyAuthoriteh.

"One of the oldest proofing errors in the book is rearing its head again."

"Labour slogan infiltrates Farmers girls' clothing," notes Susan.

"'It's a (Green) Party in your pants' sounds like a particularly virulent diarrhoea."

A picture of our PM has been mistaken for a stock image.

"Perhaps some Rocky Horror fans might like to know that these are available in Hinuera. "

How about you ease up on us tradies.

The binned Green Party slogan has found another home.

"I had an ultrasound today," writes a pregnant reader. "We have nicknamed the fetus Buzz."

FaceApp filters allowed users to transform into Caucasian, Asian, Indian or Black faces.

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A fire protection company car parked with the front wheel on a fire hydrant cover.

Police in the Netherlands arrested a man driving with two stolen lampposts on his car.

'Nice jumper, Freddy,' I said to my wife. She won't wear it again now.

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On second thoughts, let's just go get an icecream.

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