TV presenter Mark Richardson and fictitious bad guy, Dr Evil.

How to deal with neighbours who check with council whenever someone renovates.

"A new drain in Rothesay Bay for uphill water," writes Kevin drily.

Inadvertent own goal.

Priests in a snake oil investigation and a horn tests workers' control.

You'll live longer ...

But got two loos?

Kiwi business hilariously shows the right way to sell fog machines.

Auckland gardeners can be vicious creatures.

Environmental groups aren't happy with balloon-releasing companies.

Shown in a North American zoo.

Face carved into storm-damaged tree demands attention.

Jingles, pranksters and cowboy rides out of town.

When you don't have the scoop, just make it up.

It doesn't take much to send us into a fury.

Found in my late mother-in-law's patterns.

A Ponsonby cafe egg supplier is into egg branding.

"The new planters in Federal St seem to be great for collecting rubbish."

"Thank you very much for doing the dishes, thank you very, very, very much."

Superman II is a good example of how the tobacco industry was good at product placement.

A jingle that sticks, locals taking care of business and the ultimate snail mail.

A notice on a fridge door from the Fridge Police.

"Had to be done," writes Stefan Jowitt.

Hard to tell ...

'I'd like to nominate this driver for the stupidest, most inconsiderate park of the year.'

The steep learning curve of a graduate and a message to non-Aucklanders.

Union rep drew on colleague's guide dog.

A couple have recently divorced.

You have heard of beef jerky but earthworm jerky?

It could also be called 'meat with scales'.