Someone failed to bring home the bacon.

You can't put that in the house ...

Screaming banana box and embarassing injuries. Worth it.

A short drive to cemetery.

This is if your dad is a high school teacher.

AT could find nothing wrong with this window cleaner parking his van on Parnell crossing.

Not your average Calvin.

Bayview Kindergarten wonders if they should be expecting a visit.

Deconstructed flavour of tomato bean lying with pyramids of browned wheat conglomerate.

When the last resort doesn't want to know.

Spotted in Melbourne Airport duty free by Aarti Prasad of Titirangi.

Mike McLoughlin has shared the revelation on social media.

Unusually hot UK summer takes its toll on the middle class.

From the artists at New World Thorndon, Wellington.

'At the top of Eastern Park Parade you hit my car and left behind your back bumper.'

"Never mind the recent damage to berms from little Postie carts," declares a reader.

New yoga classes starting in Kerikeri domain.

The rainbow gives hope!

Dumped beside the Taupaki Reserve. Hopefully someone will recognise this lot.

The moon that appears on Survivor New Zealand is a fake, writes one reader.

"I would call $3.50 for a slice of lemon & water "special" too."

"Quite an amazing feat for an 11- year-old, given it was snowing at the time!"

"Should have gone to Specsavers!"

"In this season of the Maori new year, here is some interesting trivia."

Meanwhile in Ponsonby.

Persistent triffids try to escape from a property in Howick.

Separated at birth? Winston and Thanos.

"Look at what I found in the fruit bowl today. Eyes, nose and even scary teeth."

COMMENT: Casual racism, the 'Hoff' and a sharp-shooter at school.

And the considerate parking award goes to...