"Apparently we needed a traffic island," writes Clare.

Awkward.

"Think they're resting on their laurels," says Ruth.

Spotted in Thames.

A family had a voucher from April 2002 which they redeemed yesterday — 17 years later.

When Regan asked her mother to take care of her plants, her mum decided to troll her.

Even this cone agrees.

With no exit.

And they didn't even recycle.

Grass growing fast after rain...

Do you have a hand grenade to throw away?

'I think he's tried to escape from a few other paper and mail slots!'

Perfect position for barking.

'I thought it might be nice to give it to one of descendants of the soldiers listed here.'

Spotted in the members' lounge at Eden Park.

1987 Popsicle marketing.

"It made my day to see my lichen art-car in Sideswipe," writes James.

Spotted at the Clyde Post Office by Jenny.

Found at Auckland's Greenlane Hospital.

"On what occasion would you ever give this card?"

Spotted in East Auckland by Lindsey Roke of Pakuranga Heights.

You also may want to reconsider blowing the candles on your birthday cake ...

Frozen assistant wanted.

Spotted at an airport drop-off zone.

Spotted in Henderson.

"Netflix has honest to God the worst ever Doctor Who synopsis."

"Purchased at Greenfingers Whangārei for my garden," writes Donna.

Brian stole magazine years ago, decided to give it back enclosed with a late fee cheque.

The "bumbling Jihadist" Mark John Taylor on TVNZ, spotted by Jane.

"Am loving homepage feature photo that Lime Switzerland have chosen for their website."