This man's wife was reluctant to take part in a pregnancy photo session, so, according to his post on Reddit.com, he hired a photographer and took her place ...

Wayne spotted this on his way to Whangarei. "No points for guessing how he will be spending this weekend," he adds.

They sprang up around West Auckland like a plague. Colour-coded and smiling. Except for this one, with the furrowed brow of Sam the Eagle, watching us from the roadside.

Single ladies looking for a bargain should head to Papakura.

A reader writes: "I once worked for bFM promotions and went out one Friday night with a spray can and tagged over some of the posters on hoardings.

Baggage troubles, Calgary Herald's Needlecraft Department and deafening noise from a silent disco.

I assume the Christian Science Reading Room on Karangahape Rd ran their impressive claims past their lawyers, says Peter.

Charlie shares her unforgettable road trip from Melbourne to Brisbane this year, in a Wicked Camper.

A child retaliates against camper van humour, Handel brings out the inner crowd-surfer and one brutal answer.

Spotted outside ITM Hardware in Tawa, Wellington. (Hat tip: Mike Boon)

Spotted at Caltex on Constellation Drive on Wednesday evening.

Humpty took a tumble at the Enchanted Forest in Salem, Massachusetts after two men tried to get on the wall with him. He'd sat on that wall since 1970.

"My daughter's list in case anything happens to her older brother," posts a Reddit user.

Crop cirles, moaning ravers and weird combinations.

Washing instructions, size issues and a dire social media gaffe.

Ask a silly question - get a literal answer.

Kiwis are all the same, toilet humour and is my shirt red or pink?

Anyone who's ever had a hangover can probably admit they'll try just about anything to minimise the anguish.

A new monument in Kazakhstan has been removed after locals said it looked like hobbits taking a selfie.

It's a dog of a fashion statement.

Two kids, five stepkids, the youngest of who is 26 years old, all of them moved out.

Scary travel games, pet dogs and a Grey Lynn Park tree update.

Explicit product description, comdoms

How a kayaker keeps his feet dry. Karl saw this on kayakfishingnz.com.

"It's hard to get a job in Ashburton but some positions are available," writes Tim.

"They begged. Pleaded. Told me how they'd use it EVERY day."

Bruce Middleton writes: "Last week's storm brought down this 80-year- old, 30m-tall gum tree in Grey Lynn Park.

Love and Bus card glitches, identical legs and stay-at-home Fridays.