Is this an open sandwich or Donald Trump playing golf?

You open a takeaway shop but you're also self-deprecating.

"I never noticed how twisted these books were as a kid," says RespectMyAuthoriteh.

"One of the oldest proofing errors in the book is rearing its head again."

"Labour slogan infiltrates Farmers girls' clothing," notes Susan.

"'It's a (Green) Party in your pants' sounds like a particularly virulent diarrhoea."

A picture of our PM has been mistaken for a stock image.

The Chucky bath bomb is based on the demonic character in Child's Play horror film series.

Kelvin Davis in triplicate on the highway at Waipu.

The binned Green Party slogan has found another home.

"I had an ultrasound today," writes a pregnant reader. "We have nicknamed the fetus Buzz."

FaceApp filters allowed users to transform into Caucasian, Asian, Indian or Black faces.

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A fire protection company car parked with the front wheel on a fire hydrant cover.

Police in the Netherlands arrested a man driving with two stolen lampposts on his car.

'Nice jumper, Freddy,' I said to my wife. She won't wear it again now.

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On second thoughts, let's just go get an icecream.

'He was very much loved by his family and friends and got the last laugh.'

Riley is either an expert level troll or a minimalist artist.

"I noticed this sign that would make my pig dog shudder," says Joe.

It seems avo-toast was popular well before the Auckland housing bubble peak of 2016.

A beer choir, by reader FrenchToast.

Unfortunate letter placement at the craft shop.

"Must be too tired from exercising to walk and park properly," writes a reader.

Delivering what exactly? Pizza, says Nathaniel Watson.

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"I was certain this UK magazine must be a parody, but it's not."

Fish and chips served on a ferris wheel, instead of the traditional ceramic plate.

Nothing so smile-worthy as happy working dogs.