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Security staff in high demand as retailers worry over burglaries, ram raids
Demand is increasing for security guards - and so is aggression towards them.
Shane Jones: Less climate puff, more economic realism
OPINION: 'Climate Change Commission must not become an echo chamber for prophets of doom.'
Karl Puschmann: Can Amazon's Lord of the Rings show bring Fantasy back?
Is there a place for orcs and elves in today's superhero obsessed world?
Innovative ways LIC is using R&D to help dairy farmers
Farmer-owned co-op's investment in R&D sets blueprint for agricultural sector.
Opinion: Why beige flags are the new dating warning sign
It's a new dating phenomenon that once you see it you can't unsee it.
Three in custody after police pursuit ends in crash blocking motorway lanes
Motorists were warned of delays in the crash area on the Northwestern Motorway.
'Trust me': Aaron Smith says All Blacks have tactics to bounce back
In particular, the kicking strategy of the side will be crucial.
'Warning to the world': Why economists are watching NZ housing market
Houses in New Zealand are now in the minds of economists the world over.
Opinion: Economic firewood looks worryingly large and dry
If a spark does set off a bonfire on world markets, New Zealand will feel the heat.
Kate MacNamara: The politics behind Govt's move to break up supermarket duopoly
The dream of supermarket break-up is alive; its chance of coming true is as slim as ever.
Shane Te Pou: What's wrong with workers seeking pay rises to combat cost of living, inflation?
OPINION: Kawerau mill workers are asking for a pay rise in line with inflation.
Macquarie may back out of $220m SkyCity car park deal
"A car park buyback is not part of our current discretionary capital strategy" - CFO.
Fisher & Paykel Healthcare to spend $275m on Karaka land for campus
"We need more space": Mega-development will roll out over decades.
Opinion: Labour's tax U-turn paints a picture of a dysfunctional Government
OPINION: Business interests had a big role in convincing Labour to back down.
Don't change a losing team? Foster reveals reasons behind All Blacks selections
The All Blacks selectors have painted a stubborn picture as they seek swift redemption.
PR woman accused of historical sex abuse of girl loses name suppression
A lawyer for St Cuthbert's College said the school was opposed to keeping its name secret.
No manu allowed: 'Silly bugger bombs' banned at new $32m aquatic centre
Centre manager Nathan Manu said facility rules included "no silly bugger bombs".
Teacher's Pet case: Harrowing details of teen's marriage to killer Chris Dawson
The teen babysitter revealed an unsettling account of life together.
Riverdale star KJ Apa becomes a Samoan chief, vows to serve community
Riverdale star KJ Apa has a new title and responsibility as a Samoan chief.
Thrifty traveller shares tips for $3-a-day food budget
The thrifty traveller manages to feed herself on a very strict budget.
Company fined $41k for Beachlands cliff build without permission
Auckland Council prosecuted the company for illegal use of the foreshore.
M9: Francis Tipene says the korero at a tangi is emotional, inspiring and honest
Francis Tipene loves to talk death and the korero about the deceased.
Casketeers Kaiora and Francis Tipene taking TV break to focus on whānau
'I don't refer to clients as clients or customers ... I love to use whānau or family.'
'Significant error': Melbourne woman given $11.7m instead of $112 refund
Her family went on a massive spending spree. Now they have to pay it all back and more.
Inside the secretive Mormon temple
Rare glimpse reveals white boiler suits, golden oxen and chandeliers.
Migrant chef criteria 'too much for Gordon Ramsay'
Queenstown eateries call immigration rules 'insanity' as kitchens go begging for staff.
'Proudest thing I had done for mum': All Black prop backs prostate campaign after losing dad to cancer
Joe Moody's dad passed away two years ago with prostate cancer.
Apra Silver Scroll Award: Top 5 finalists revealed
These five Kiwi artists are vying for the coveted New Zealand songwriting award.
Average home value falls below $1m as market downturn accelerates
We're back below a million, and mortgage applications are down.
Andy Foster distances himself from candidate who claims Covid vaccine is dangerous
The candidate appeared at a meeting for those running on the same ticket as the mayor.