If Whangārei's wastewater treatment plant could talk, this Christmas it would be asking for a healthy gut with happy little microbes munching on good, tasty, nutritious, poison-free sewage.
It might seem like a strange request but the city's "gut" has had enough of stomach upsets caused by things like disinfectants, detergents, solvents and other substances that are poisonous to bacteria being poured into the sewer network.
Whangārei District Council wastewater and storm water operations manager Andy Keith said people have fed poison in to the system a few times this year, upsetting it and killing off lots of beneficial bacteria that digest waste and help to clean up after people.
"If people really understood how hard these little guys work for us all and how vulnerable they are when all they are trying to do is clean things up, I am sure they would be much kinder.
"Our message this summer is 'If you really care about the environment and the health of the harbour, you need to care for these microbes too and take care not to poison them'," Keith said.