OMG: This is a greeting normally reserved for Winston at Grey Power meetings.
SFF: The artist formerly known as PPCS is now Silver Fern Farms and it has a wily old Silver Fox, Winston, on its case.
GDT: This is a fortnightly occurrence that depresses dairy farmers and their returns.
WMP and SMP: The former is something that goes down with the GDT and the latter is something the Europeans produce too much of.
SMP: As opposed to skim milk powder, this stands for supplementary minimum prices. No one wants to go back to the dark old days of subsidies but I wouldn't mind betting there's the odd cocky out there that would turn a blind eye this year.
OD: Nearly all farmers have one of these.
ANZ, ASB, BNZ, TSB et al: These guys hand out ODs. Only problem is you have to pay them back.
GM and GE: This is stuff that, if used correctly, could help feed a starving world. What's so wrong with golden rice?
CRISPR: Stands for Clustered Regularly Interspaced Short Palindromic Repeats. Bet you didn't know that?
OCD: Contrary to popular belief this does not stand for Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Rather it refers to Open Country Dairy, a company that causes Fonterra some disorder by obsessively and compulsively picking the eyes out of the latter's milk run.
LOL: Stands for laugh out loud. That's what Theo does when he thinks of his salary.
IRD: Modern day Robin Hoods. Rob from the rich to give to the poor. I'm fine with that. I just wish they'd take less than two hours to answer a phone call.
ACC: On one hand they give but if often costs you an arm and a leg. Plus they send out the most complex invoices known to mankind. It's also known as stealth by confusion.
AGMARDT: This is an acronym that causes farmers all sorts of confusion because no one really knows what it does?
LIC: This is short for 'Likes Inseminating Cows'. Up against some stern sperm opposition this season in the form of a good old fashioned bull.
FMG: This is a company that sponsors a wonderful competition to find the best young farmer in the land.
TVNZ: This is a company that is televising the aforementioned competition eight days after the event. Shame on you! What sort of half-arsed SOE and SOB are you?
BFEA: Some really cool Awards about the environment.
NZDIA: Some really cool Awards about the dairy industry.
B+LNZ: These guys run some really cool Awards for the sheep industry.
MILF: I think this one has something to do with the dairy industry? Or is it Fergie's (of Black Eyed Peas fame) new music video "Mums I'd like to follow"?
JAFA: A person who spends half their life stuck in traffic and a lifetime-and-a-half paying off their house. Be thankful you're not one. Ever thought of moving to Kaitangata?
