Ah, rugby games. Until October 2011, they were those things local All Blacks fans used as a kind of emotional sticking plaster to cover over the persistent psychological wounds left by years of World Cup failures.
This one is the PlayStation Vita port of last year's All Blacks Rugby Challenge and it bears the endorsement of Jonah Lomu, who is still the world's biggest rugby star despite having hung up his boots years ago.
If you're confused, think of Hulk Hogan for casual wrestling fans and Michael Jordan for basketball. That's our Jonah.
The game is largely unchanged from its console version, meaning it's still a fast-paced, quite arcadey form of rah-rah, which is great fun for players who like cut-out passes, quick stepping, powerful linebreaks, and all the other things that are hallmarks of, er, rugby league. That's the other game.
Place kicking is reminiscent of coin rugby, one of the great desktop sports. Of course by this, I don't mean a computer, I literally mean a desktop.