Nothing ever happens in cricket, especially tests. It's treacle disguised as sport.
Five days of toil without a result is conclusive evidence the game has as much future as sandpaper on a cricket ball.
Anyone holding firm to those views after the past few weeks of action will never connect with the summer game and will get more satisfaction counting the road markings between Auckland and Wellington.
It's been a spicy time ignited by the lethal bowling burst from Trent Boult and Tim Southee at Eden Park which destroyed England and allowed New Zealand to ride out the intrusive weather and win the opening test. Boult was especially impressive as he swung and nipped the cherry off the track to wreak havoc on the poor technique of the Poms.
Switching on to watch the start of the first session became a question of whether England would make it past NZ's lowest score in test history, then whether they would make it past 20 overs. They lurched past both markers as the Kiwi pace duo and some magnificent catching suffocated the visitors.