Even when Sergio Garcia followed an outrageous par save with an eagle on the par fives as he battled his demons and the final nine at the Masters, my instincts refused to match my hopes.
Me of little faith, you betcha. Sitting on my couch 13,000km away from the Augusta action, anxiety began to stalk my viewing as the final pairing of Garcia and Justin Rose headed for home. At least it was a duel between these two with Jordan Spieth and Rickie Fowler going in the wrong direction.
Every year the same advice whistles through the Georgia pines and observations from those with extensive playing and watching experience; the Masters does not start until the back nine.
Right oh, Sergio, what have you got? Bogey, bogey. Done and Dustined like the pre-tournament favourite who slipped down the stairs of his rented home the day before and withdrew before he hit a shot. God knows what it was like inside Garcia's head but he was drifting out of my reckoning.
In the technical discussions which permeate the golfing world, few swing the club better than the Spaniard with his backswing lag generating tremendous power and great accuracy. But some gremlins joined that department, too, and he hit his drive left at the 13th and had to take a penalty drop.