Bowlers are restricted to a set ball measurement but batsmen use any willow design which suits their style.
That cricket anomaly is getting a belated overhaul in October after lawmakers specified bat dimensions to rectify the imbalance between the cherry and the blade. While the ball had to fit through a circle measure, batsmen were carting trees to the crease.
Irregularities were thick on the ground in India, too, where the Aussies said it was coincidence their batsmen looked at the dressing room as they considered a decision review.
Another incongruity rode into closer focus in Dunedin as New Zealand and South Africa prepared for the opening duel of their three-test series. Acres of newsprint and hours of radio and television discussion were devoted to questions about whether to bat or bowl on new groundsman Mike Davies' test track.
Consensus suggested win the toss and field. However, South African captain Faf du Plessis chose to buck that trend and bat to avoid a fourth innings spinning inspection from Jeetan Patel, Mitchell Santner and Kane Williamson.