Mujeeb Zadran and Qais Ahmad. Never heard of them and uncertain what they do?
Their names will be unfamiliar to most Kiwis but the taunting skills of these Afghanistan spinners made a mess of New Zealand's hopes at the under-19 world cricket tournament.
The Kiwis looked like they were stuck in glue and groping with a hockey stick as they crashed out of the event at Hagley Park in Christchurch. As the chaos played out in the middle, the Australians held a nearby net practice to tune up for their semifinal against the winners.
National hopes were for a transtasman match but billboards will now peddle the duel between the Afghan tweakers and Lloyd Pope, the flamin' Aussie who routed England with his leg-spinning tricks.
Pope's control and mix of deliveries brought him 8-35 as he upended England who fell into a storm of quarter-final uncertainty in Queenstown as their chase for victory ended 31 runs short.