Amusing guy that Mark Ella. Down the years we've dispatched a few pints and had some great times in Europe and Australia as his playing career morphed into the world of sports commentary and broadcasting.
Ella talks a sharp game and brings different ideas as he did when he played with such aplomb as the Wallabies first five-eighths. You always felt he was a step ahead of others on the park as his natural flair and gift for rugby made him such a dangerous opponent.
His innovation and work alongside brothers Glen and Gary for their Randwick club, NSW and the Wallabies inspired many but this time he has gone a goosestep too far — as if he's over-imbibed on some of David Campese's wine.
It's understandable given the work of the Australian sides in the Super Rugby series with the Waratahs aiming to stop the bleeding at 38 victories when they play the Crusaders tomorrow in Christchurch.
They've got a starter's chance but if they contradict their patchy work against the Blues, they will be swabbed and tested all the way back to Sydney. Any Australian supporter would have felt let down by their last round effort and that, rather than any moonshine, may have prompted Ella's suggestion that some All Blacks should be crow-barred into teams across the Tasman to raise the standards in the competition.