Before you roll your eyes at the comparison, brace yourself for the reality - New Zealand's heaviest baby may grow to be even bigger than many of our "biggest" sporting stars.
News of the massive 16-pound, four-ounce (7.39kg) bub, delivered by caesarean section at Wellington Hospital this week, has stunned the nation and, no doubt, earned the admiration and sympathy of mums all over the country, with Mother's Day looming this weekend.
"People are calling him the next Jonah Lomu," boasts his un-named dad. "But we think he'll be a concert pianist."
In fact, it's likely Baby Gargantuan weighed much, much more than Lomu did at birth. The All Blacks legend, who stood about 1.96m (6ft 5in)/120kg at his peak, was a sickly infant and spent several weeks in hospital, before he was allowed home.
Obviously, he made up for lost time later in life.
But a snap poll of other sporting giants suggests this latest arrival will have trouble finding clothes to fit for some years to come.