He is no stranger to a podium performance.
But Usain Bolt has reportedly held his own mock Olympic Games medal ceremony in a London hotel room for women who flashed their breasts at him and his friends, "awarding" them his treasured medals from the Rio de Janeiro games, the Daily Mail reported.
Alas, the nine-time Olympic gold medallist is said to have struck trouble during his cheeky makeshift ceremony when he was asked who came first and had only the golds from his 100m, 200m and relay wins this month.
Such was his dominance in Rio, his luggage did not contain any silver or bronze souvenirs when he took the golds out and laid them on a table, The Sun reported.
"It's all gold," he reportedly told the women after one asked who had won. "There are no losers."