Hey UFC fans. Here's a lament for you. I feel sorry for you. I'm not a fanatical follower of the sport and what I know of MMA and why the UFC is popular could easily be put on the back of an octagon-shaped stamp.
I know you've heard all the arguments hurled at your sport but I feel your pain like an arm bar. "It's full of drugs cheats." So is athletics. "It's legalised violence." So is boxing. "It rips off the poor fighters to make the UFC owners richer." So does professional sport worldwide.
I watched the most compelling weekend of sport, with the Lions beating the Chiefs in Hamilton and the Warriors producing the worst half of league we've seen them play and then almost win it.
And you know what I remember the most? Conor McGregor losing straight after Holly Holm in UFC 196 on Sunday afternoon.
If you don't know who they are, look them up. Holm is a former champion boxer and McGregor is the most brazen Irishman since U2 thought they could put a mediocre album on your iPhone without you knowing. Both were heavy favourites and both lost in stunning fashion.