A South African test XI that does not include Jacques Kallis is Auckland without the Sky Tower, Wellington without the Basin Reserve, Dunedin without an Antarctic edge in the air, Cape Town without Table Mountain and Johannesburg without traffic and razorwire.
When Kallis is not around the Proteas' landscape is suddenly and unsettlingly changed. Something big and important is missing. This particular gloom last descended on South Africa in 2006 in Durban, where Kallis was ruled out of the second test against India by a back injury. Since then, and until yesterday, South Africa contested 49 test matches with Kallis in the ranks
The disaster has struck again. Because of a stiff neck, Kallis was not in the South African team that began the third test against New Zealand in Wellington yesterday.
That part of the nation back home who were awake when the awful news shuddered into their lives at around 2.30am (SA time) at the toss would, instantly, have rudely awoken the rest of the nation to tell them.
No Kallis! Stiff neck! Don't just lie there like a lump, dazed and confused! Do something!