"I feel like I'm in a sport that has had its good days and is on a downward spiral."
Ronnie "The Rocket" O'Sullivan, the most-talented snooker player to ever grace the game, predicts doom and and gloom for his sport. His defence of his world title starts on Sunday morning.
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"I was wearing white shorts and no bra. He was very sweet. Frankly, it was true love at first sight. I must confess that we consummated things quickly. He is highly endowed, which I find important."
Great - so he's well hung and all. Model Letizia Filippi reveals all about the first time she ground hips with her diving, preening, cheating, whore-mongering ex-boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo.
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"Unfortunately this decision forces us to intervene on fundamental areas of the car's design in order to be able to compete on an equal footing."
Ferrari boss Stefano Domenicali on something confusing that's happened in Formula One. We don't understand it and they probably don't either.
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"If gardening were an Olympic sport, Britain would win gold, silver and bronze."
... and the Dutch would fail the dope test. British MP Tessa Jowell hints at a cunning plan to boost the UK's medal tally for London 2012.
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"When you're a child in Jamaica you learn how to roll a joint."
Triple Olympic sprint champion Usain Bolt reveals the training secrets of the stars. He later said ...
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"I want to apologise to the Jamaican people if at any time it may have come across that all young people roll a joint. I would also like to urge the upcoming stars to stay away from any kind of drugs, as it is not of any value to them or the sport you participate in."
Bolt, who claimed gold medals and world records for 100 metres, 200m and the 4x100m relay in Beijing makes a clarification after uproar in Jamaica.
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"I have never been involved in such a game and I hope I am not going to be again."
Chelsea goalkeeper Petr Cech knows his form nearly blew their Champions' League hope in Wednesday's 4-4 match against Liverpool.
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"It's done and dusted. They've met and had a chat about it. As far as we're concerned, the issue's over."
NRL referees' boss Robert Finch on ref Ashley Klein who runs Cronulla on Sunday. Sharks coach Ricky Stuart called Klein a "f***ing cheat" and a "c***" after the World Cup final.
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Ronnie 'The Rocket' O'Sullivan. Photo / AP
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