"[Wayne] Smith and Andy Farrell have both turned down a job which should rank among the most attractive in the world game."
The Guardian's Robert Kitson makes a rather big assumption about the allure of an office at Twickenham.
"Being in that position as an 18-year-old, I had to change my undies a few times. Going against someone who's 120 kilograms, I was weighing 82 kilos at the time, and straight out of school."
Rebels outside back Mark Gerrard - on the eve of his 100th Super rugby match - remembers his first one, playing for the Waratahs and marking Jonah back in 2001.
"Being part of an Indian cricket dressing room is something I will definitely miss; just the camaraderie, just the banter, just that striving - maybe not the rap music."
Rahul Dravid will miss his teammates, as he sits at home listening to his collection of rare death metal vinyl.
"They kept me in the hotel against my will. I couldn't settle at that club, or in that city. It's a nice place, with many food options. But I'm from Rio - I'm used to the beach."
Former Brazil striker Adriano, sacked by Corinthians after missing 67 training sessions. "The Bull" says he'll sue the club for locking him in a hotel room to force him to lose weight. Key part of that quote: "Many food options."
