Most under-reported sports story of the week is, hands down, this one:
James Nielsen is the new holder of the Beer Mile record after becoming the first human to run/chug it in under five minutes. The beer mile consists of four laps of a running track, while drinking a beer before each lap. He smashed 10 seconds off the previous record. No word if he had a few beers to celebrate.
Canaries left red-faced
Genius protest by fans of Norwich City, who are about to award their third-choice keeper, Carlo Nash, with the player of the year award despite having not played a game. Canaries supporters are being asked to vote for who they think the best player has been this season, but with the team set for relegation fans are clearly unimpressed with the options. The plan is working, with 40-year-old Nash leading the vote, ahead of favourites Robert Snodgrass and Martin Olsson, with Norwich officials said to be red-faced.