The following are going to Hell:
Drunks.
Homosexuals.
Adulterers.
Liars.
Fornicators.
Thieves.
Atheists.
Artists.
Vegetarians.
Solo mothers.
Nags.
Witches.
Bitches.
Most women, come to think of it.
Muslims.
Buddhists.
Muslims.
Hindus.
Muslims.
Hindus.
Aztecs, if there are any left.
Scientologists, apart from Tom Cruise.
Satanists, i.e. Muslims.
Bisexuals.
Pansexuals.
Asexuals, cos weird.
Transgenders.
Non-binaries.
Gays. Definitely gays. First to burn. Gays! OMG. Straight to hell. Gays, ugh! Best not think about them and the gay things they do to each other, constantly, nakedly, ecstatically, all that male flesh OMG OMG OMG.