With five of their best players out, Saturday's match was always going to be an uphill battle but no one expected the wheels to come off a Dunedin premier club rugby team quite so spectacularly.
After just 10 minutes of game time, the president of Zingari Richmond knew they had no chance - and when the score hit 137-0, the match was canned after 70 minutes.
"We just got done, done like a dinner," Murray Collie said of the match against the Otago University club's A side.
"We just couldn't stop them, they were very much on fire.
"We had four of our frontline and most experienced forwards out and one of our main backline players was out too. We were very under-strength and Varsity were just awesome. It's as simple as that."