At least it wasn't a down-trou.
That was Emirates Team New Zealand's skipper Dean Barker's sardonic and self-mocking aside on winning the first two races in the 34th America's Cup yesterday.
It was a relief for Team NZ - but it wasn't Barker or his crewmates who were worrying about the "down-trou" last night. Oracle Team USA will have had a long night studying the video, watching the mistakes, and plotting a new path for this morning's clashes (at 8.15am and 9.15am NZT).
Their main worry will be their upwind speed. Downwind, the two boats are pretty even, though Team NZ may have been a bit quicker overall - contrary to what was expected. But upwind was a different story. Though it was expected that the Kiwis would have the upper hand, it wasn't thought the difference would be so stark.