The Alternative Commentary Collective are covering every bow movement of the America's Cup match between Team New Zealand and Luna Rossa.
They know first to seven wins the Auld Mug...but other than that they know less about sailing than you do.
Join Mike Lane, Matt Heath and Chris Key as they call today's action - with Team NZ one win away from hoisting the Auld Mug.
Race director Iain Murray has chosen Course A for today's two races with Team New Zealand in match point.
Heading into the Cup racing?
• Give yourself plenty of time and think about catching a ferry, train or bus to watch the Cup.
• Make sure your AT HOP card is in your pocket. It's the best way to ride.
• Don't forget to scan QR codes with the NZ COVID Tracer app when on public transport and entering the America's Cup Village.
• For more ways to enjoy race day, visit at.govt.nz/americascup.
Sailor Takahashi eyes a bright future with New Zealand's SailGP team, the Black Foils.