Twelve years ago I pulled up outside Auckland International Airport's departures entrance and pushed a Texan by the name of Carter Perrin out of my beat-up Volkswagen. Then I threw his bags after him, said adios, and drove back to town.
Carter had been in New Zealand for some months, living out of an apartment at the Heritage Hotel and spending most evenings drinking vodka and soda at various city bars. It had, in fact, been his second stay in the City of Sails - the first was in 1999 when he sailed for the Young America syndicate in the Challenger Series for the America's Cup. He was a trimmer of some renown, but more than that he was a typical Texan, as brash as a drunken cowboy with a rack of ribs personality and a penchant for a good time.
He had left after that first cup in Auckland and I confess to not having given him much thought after that. But a couple of years later he had returned. He had swaggered down Nelson St one evening to find me standing on the stoop of an inner-city bar and announced his presence with a drawling lamentation. "You don't remember me do you?" Before I could answer or, more likely, because he saw I could not, he bellowed, "It's me. Carter." Then he asked me if I had lost weight, to which I replied "no". At that he shot me a grin and said, "Well, you should." It's fair to say I liked him immensely, and we've been friends ever since.
I tell that story because at that time the America's Cup was the biggest show in town. Team New Zealand had yet to become synonymous with failure and taxpayer money (winning makes it easier to remove the fingerprints from the zipper of the public purse), Kiwis had been galvanised in their support of the campaign by the defections of Coutts and Butterworth, not to mention the warbling words of Dave Dobbyn, and, well, the Auld Mug was ours. We thought it was, at least. We thought the team was too. We also saw some value in having a crack at world sport's most ostentatious cock fight. That was until a landlocked pharmaceutical baron up and took the thing off Team New Zealand with a boat named Alinghi, which sounds like something that requires medical treatment. Ever since we've been down on the cup. We've been down on the costs. We've been down on the crew, and the skipper, and the money and the courtroom drama and the Taurean stubbornness of Grant Dalton, and the great San Francisco choke job of 2013. We've been down on all of it because we haven't had it. And, more importantly, we haven't had it here.