The Alternative Commentary Collective are covering every bow movement of the America's Cup match between Team New Zealand and Luna Rossa.
They know first to seven wins the Auld Mug...but other than that they know less about sailing than you do.
Join Mike Lane and Matt Heath as they call today's races.
Race director Iain Murray has chosen Course C for today's two races where Team New Zealand take a 5-3 lead over Luna Rossa in the first to seven wins series.
Murray admitted it was a bit of a gamble to use the course off North Head in Devonport with wind expected to pick up later in the day.
Heading into the Cup racing?
• Give yourself plenty of time and think about catching a ferry, train or bus to watch the Cup.
• Make sure your AT HOP card is in your pocket. It's the best way to ride.
• Don't forget to scan QR codes with the NZ COVID Tracer app when on public transport and entering the America's Cup Village.
• For more ways to enjoy race day, visit at.govt.nz/americascup.
After defending the America's Cup, teammates became SailGP rivals for Andy Maloney.