The conspiracy theories left me wincing as I listened to the English accent of Canterbury cricket boss Jeremy Curwin explaining the rationale behind signing Ben Stokes to their roster.
It is inappropriate on so many levels. It is morally wrong, it is a snub for local talent and daft to give a potential member of England's touring squad next year practice in our conditions as he hopes to be parachuted into the Ashes series.
Canterbury are struggling for form and spectator support and are hiring a talent who has yet to face charges about an alleged assault and they believe can boost their financial and playing results. If more spectators go to Rangiora tomorrow for the limited overs match between Canterbury and Otago, I hope they remain outside the ground with placards denouncing Stokes' involvement.
England left him out of their Ashes squad in Australia after a late night brawl outside a Bristol nightclub but Canterbury have signed him suggesting he would be on the county cricket circuit if that was being played.
Stokes not been charged and Canterbury are using that as their defence. But the flashing lights should be on about a man who has a lengthy list of poor public behaviour and drinking issues.