There is much to lampoon in Wallaby rugby.
It's hard not to, especially when you know if circumstances were reversed, there would be an unrelenting wave of ridicule coming across the Tasman.
The Convicts like delivering the slipper when they sense they have an advantage and even when they don't, they can't help themselves. It's part of their nature, a sign of the rivalry that runs through all areas of life in Oz.
Now they're beginning to ridicule themselves. Wallaby rugby is kicking itself in the chops and the good ship Green 'n Gold is listing badly.
Floundering administration, plummeting television ratings, the James O'Connor debacle, the Wallaby downturn including a comical halftime talk out on the pitch at Newlands, pessimism from former players and so on.