Come on down, champ. Paging Trevor from Te Kauwhata.
When you float back down to the real world, how about bringing some of that $26 million Powerball loot and buying the Blues.
At first glance it might not seem a good investment, but with the Blues' one-from-six record so far this season, they might go for a bargain-basement price.
You were born in West Auckland and love speedway, so maybe you could make Western Springs your personal HQ as you combine the men who wear leather and those who kick and clap it.
Make the NZRU a compelling offer to buy the Blues rather than the odd three-year rental scheme they are touting at the moment.